I was totally thinking of getting one of those contraptions just the other day when I was stuck on the blasted tarmac at Chicago Midway with nothing to do but sit there thumbing through the Skymall magazine whilst the 4-year-old in the seat next to me was screaming like she was in the first row of a Jonas Brothers concert. The day before I left for the holidays, my back began hurting like a sumbitch which put me directly at my wits' end...perfect time to be trapped in an airplane less than fifty feet from the gate! Curses! Anyway, I grabbed the Skymall mag and, honest to Pete, it opened right at that page; it was fate for realz. Then, of course, the plane lurched forward, I dropped the magazine and subsequently forgot all about my aching back what with the miserable migraine I felt coming on from being forced to listen to little Hannah Montantrum in 17B carry on for over an hour.
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Holy Doan's pills!
I was totally thinking of getting one of those contraptions just the other day when I was stuck on the blasted tarmac at Chicago Midway with nothing to do but sit there thumbing through the Skymall magazine whilst the 4-year-old in the seat next to me was screaming like she was in the first row of a Jonas Brothers concert. The day before I left for the holidays, my back began hurting like a sumbitch which put me directly at my wits' end...perfect time to be trapped in an airplane less than fifty feet from the gate! Curses! Anyway, I grabbed the Skymall mag and, honest to Pete, it opened right at that page; it was fate for realz. Then, of course, the plane lurched forward, I dropped the magazine and subsequently forgot all about my aching back what with the miserable migraine I felt coming on from being forced to listen to little Hannah Montantrum in 17B carry on for over an hour.
I'm not sure where you'd plant one at Chez Co but you should try ours, I think it's helped me already.
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