civ-ACK duty

Back when I worked in The Office I'd have loved to have been on call for jury duty but then again I'd probably come back to a healthy dose of "you're the worst employee we've ever had, please do your share in writing a departmental procedure handbook and oh by the way, we've promoted your favorite team member, ol' snoozy pants tea break taker, to work director" when I got back.

I'll post about how it goes. Ten bucks says they'll want nothing to do with me.