All three of you are asking...

"What happened to Shirl's Girl?" It seems I have bigger fish to fry, my friends. We'll see about it.

Now, back to this...

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I'd like to take back the celeb posting about "Dog the Bounty Hunter" and replace it with "The Dog Whisperer". Cesar Millan receives mixed reviews but his show on NGC is interesting and entertaining compared to most of the shat on TV.

"Michelle, your dog shat the yard!"

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I just got "Clockwatchers" as a prize-oh from Target last night. I also recommend the one and only season of HBO's The Comeback. The girl can act.

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I didn't know much about him but recently watched "Karl Lagerfeld is Never Happy Anyway" and now want want to know more.

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The photo is M.R. as Sally Bowles...thanks again to Fifi for brining me to NYC to see Cabaret at Studio 54, we had the best seats in the house at that one.

Also, if you don't love Sixteen Candles I can't help you.

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I forgot to post a celeb last week so here's Tallulah and Kathleen playing Tallulah.

I thought of Kathleen Turner yesterday as I went to McDonald's (hello, when did that crap become so salty?)...when she was in Minneapolis for Tallulah in 2000 (which I saw at the State Theater the next evening, nice!). She was reading a Sharon McCrumb book and eating a Big Mac in the City Center food court. The person I was with said, "I loved her in Peggy Sue Got Married, I want to go ask her for an autograph." I was like 'hell no you won't'. Poor KT must've felt the gawk vibe from my lunch partner because she was outie as soon as she was done eating...how relaxing for her.

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76 years old?!?

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I couldn't have been more ill the night Kevin and Fifi took me to their show in Redbank, NJ (is that right or is it "Red Bank"? Redbank makes it look like Redneck) but I liked it.

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If you don't love Niecy Nash I can't help you because you're a hot mess.